an emotional rollercoaster of an update from hvaldimir, the russian spy beluga whale.
i didn’t trust a soul on this planet but everything changed one day when i decided to go to disneyland by myself.…
the loud holiday is finally upon us and i couldn’t be happier.
every day, technology tries to annoy me.
a little crow stood next to a tall skeleton, and each of them held violins. it is unclear as to how…
Over the past week and a half, I have become obsessed with one thing, and one thing only: the beluga whale…
Recently a self-described scientist emailed me telling me about how I was extremely wrong about something in an article I wrote–and…
i am going to talk about hallmark movies for a second to you. right now, that is what i have…
and now, i proudly present: the lost interview of when i interviewed my mom for work but i couldn’t include…
i sent this, and only this, in an email to myself on 10/13/2016, and recently found it. a little bank…