[imagine this first part as a scroll, like at the beginning of star wars] snakes and eels have been at…
greetings friends and family, it’s that time again—time for my annual holiday letter. i’ll get right into it. this was…
an emotional rollercoaster of an update from hvaldimir, the russian spy beluga whale.
i didn’t trust a soul on this planet but everything changed one day when i decided to go to disneyland by myself.…
the loud holiday is finally upon us and i couldn’t be happier.