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a compiled list of all of the wells fargo employees who refuse to listen to my math poems

wells fargo has nice customer service and i don’t have any problems with my banking experiences there, except when it…

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Posted in: family, help me, issues, wellness Filed under: may i bank, please

long distance relationship tips that are all growing into a large giant and being everywhere, all at once

long distance relationships can be very tough but there’s some tricks you can do, to make sure the sweet candle…

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Posted in: idea for you, self care Filed under: date time, it is time for love

i am a fan of your holiday activities! would you like to invite me to them please

well, hey there! i’m a really big fan of all of your christmas activities that you and your spouse are…

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Posted in: family, holiday, idea for you Filed under: please include me, self care

i sleep in a tree with my violin, you want to fight me??

Yeah, I sleep in a tree holding my violin each night. What’s it to you?? You wanna fight me? Hm?…

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Posted in: fight, help me, wellness

the doctor’s office skeleton keeps coming alive and trying to get me to join its dance team

I have to go to my doctor about once a month for my allergy medication but it’s becoming increasingly uncomfortable…

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Posted in: fitness, health, peer pressure

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