greetings friends and family, it’s that time again—time for my annual holiday letter. i’ll get right into it. this was…
an emotional rollercoaster of an update from hvaldimir, the russian spy beluga whale.
i didn’t trust a soul on this planet but everything changed one day when i decided to go to disneyland by myself.…
the loud holiday is finally upon us and i couldn’t be happier.
every day, technology tries to annoy me.
a little crow stood next to a tall skeleton, and each of them held violins. it is unclear as to how…
Over the past week and a half, I have become obsessed with one thing, and one thing only: the beluga whale…