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Category: help me

Captain’s Log of the Beluga Russian Spy

Over the past week and a half, I have become obsessed with one thing, and one thing only: the beluga whale…

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Posted in: family, help me

bank elf wants to hire me

i sent this, and only this, in an email to myself on 10/13/2016, and recently found it. a little bank…

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Posted in: beauty, fashion, help me Filed under: found footage

a compiled list of all of the wells fargo employees who refuse to listen to my math poems

wells fargo has nice customer service and i don’t have any problems with my banking experiences there, except when it…

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Posted in: family, help me, issues, wellness Filed under: may i bank, please

i sleep in a tree with my violin, you want to fight me??

Yeah, I sleep in a tree holding my violin each night. What’s it to you?? You wanna fight me? Hm?…

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Posted in: fight, help me, wellness

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