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It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?

fodor’s travel 

most recent:

  • 10 Thanksgiving Alternatives for Turkey
  • 10 Gifts for Your Travel-Loving Friends Who Can’t Travel This Year
  • The 11 Weirdest Birds on the Planet
  • 10 Eerie Places That Are Said to Be the Actual Gate to Hell
  • Secret Florida: 9 Places You Never Knew You Needed to See
  • 9 Books to Help You Time Travel Out of This World for a Bit
  • The Perfect Weekend Getaway: Las Vegas From Los Angeles
  • The Perfect Weekend Getaway: San Diego From Los Angeles
  • 10 Books for Quarantine Summer Reading
  • The Cast of Creatures You’ll Meet on Your Hero’s Journey Through Germany’s Forests

highlights:

  • Travel Secrets Unveiled: Why Does the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Smell Weird?
  • The Definitive List of Trader Joe’s Snacks to Bring on a Plane (And What Definitely Not To Bring)
  • Will I Find Love in Fort Lauderdale? (No)
  • I Went to the Taco Bell Hotel and It Was Certainly a Hotel With Taco Bell in It
  • Should You Go Here? The Corn Palace
  • Leave the Pigeons Alone
  • Stop Asking Women Why They Are Traveling Alone

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narcity media

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reductress:
  • Get Him To Notice You QUICK By Following Him Around And Playing A Trumpet
  • 5 Sexy Ways of Clapping That Will Make Him Go, ‘Whoa! What Are You Doing?’
  • 9 Falcon Pix to Send to Your Crush That GUARANTEE a Text

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