well, well, well, would you LOOK at all of these places where the serious journalist audrey p. farnsworth has worked at/begged to publish her work.
Fodor’s
VIPs:
Will I Find Love in Fort Lauderdale? (No)
Travel Secrets Unveiled: Why Does the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Smell Weird?
Should You Go Here? The Corn Palace
Get Lost in Venice (Seriously, You Have No Choice)
I Interviewed My Coworkers Moms For Some Reason
I Attended a Wedding at the Taco Bell Chapel in Vegas and It Was Beautiful
I Chased Actual Giants Through the Streets of Montreal
Places That Are Actively Trying to Kill You
Places You Should Only Visit on a Middle School Field Trip
Should You Go Here? The Museum of Toilets
Reductress
VIPs:
Get Him To Notice You QUICK By Following Him Around And Playing A Trumpet
5 Sexy Ways of Clapping That Will Make Him Go, ‘Whoa! What Are You Doing?’
9 Falcon Pix to Send to Your Crush That GUARANTEE a Text Back
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