"i hate her." - tinyhead bear

reviews of audrey p. farnsworth

"You're an idiot."  - Audrey's mother

"Walk to Taco Bell and get me a burrito.  No, just you, no one else can go." - Audrey's mother (it was Mother's Day)
 
"Delightfully mundane." - Some Guy On Twitter
 
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Audrey's mother, in the comments of this actual website
 
"The worst person I've ever trained anywhere, at anything." - Audrey's boss at the Barne's & Noble cafe, circa 2007